I'm a
Chelsea
fan. I've seen the team when they've been good, bad, poor and rich. I've seen
them relegated, promoted and win everything available to them in the world of
football. But I've never seen a gig at the ground.
Tonight, I marry these twin obsessions, I'm here to see The
Fall play at
Under The Bridge, a subterranean music theme bar in the bowels of
the West Stand.
The venue itself reminds me of the performance spaces that
can be found in
Las Vegas
casinos (or, more close to home, the Indigo Bar that is the smaller room at the
O2 Arena). It is designed to look dark and grungy, but it is immaculately clean
and ruthlessly efficient. There are scores of photographic prints of famous
rock stars, all of which can
be purchased online It's ersatz atmosphere, but it
doesn't detract from the bands. In fact sightlines are excellent and the sound
is spot on throughout.
The main support act are
Sentimentalists, a band from
Leeds who have a unique schtick which works very well for
them. The easiest way to describe them is as a punk band that happens to play
lounge music. And unlike the likes of
Richard Cheese, this is all original
material of an acerbic bent.
Phil Fowler laconically narrates tales of Northern
desperation while the rest of the band tinkle away lightly in the background.
He has the slightly shoddy charm of a 60's TV gameshow host. He's apparently
sincere, but you don't believe a word of it.
More so than at any time in the Fall's illustrious history,
Mark E Smith is a contented man. After years of sackings, recriminations and
generally eccentric behaviour, he has settled on a team of band members that he
is satisfied with. They are wonderfully proficient, as finely honed as a crack
SAS squadron, and appear utterly loyal and dependable. Most importantly, they
are content to exist in his shadow and keep out of his way.
Mark's looking good in himself too. He's finally put all his
hip problems behind him, seems fit and in good humour. He's even attempting a
rather sinister looking
Roger Delgado beard.
Most of tonight's set is gleaned from their last album
Re-Mit, together with tracks from the Remainderer E.P. Powered by two drummers, the band fairly
motor along. The sound is crystal clear. Mark E is almost utterly
incomprehensible as per usual. You wouldn't have it any other way.
The key track that the Fall return to again and again
through their career (and twice tonight) is their version of The Other Half's
garage rock classic 'Mr. Pharmacist'. It's the track that defines the band -
whichever tour they are on, no matter who is in the group or what material they
are promoting, this is their touchstone. As uber-fan John Peel would say
"The Fall. Always different, always the same."
The other old, old track disinterred this evening is
'Psykick Dancehall', another rattling piece of grumbling nonsense. The crowd
hollers its approval.
Smith's wife Elena is also in the band. Playing away at a
keyboard she has kept her coat on and keeps her handbag under her arm. While
Mark continues his longstanding habit of fiddling with the band's equipment or
wandering offstage, she often gathers up her belongings and beetles off after
him. She (and the others) appear to treat Mark's interventions with good
humour.
It's a rousing show. I've seen The Fall good, and I've seen
them bad. I've now seen them at Stamford
Bridge. This has definitely
been one of the good times.